refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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claphne:

child

why u scream

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

silenceofthevoid:

thisismyplacetobe:

A ‘Ring of Fire’ solar eclipse is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the moon’s orbit is at its apogee: the part of its orbit farthest away from the Earth. Because the moon is so far away, it seems smaller than normal to the human eye. The result is that the moon doesn’t entirely block out our view of the sun, but leaves an “annulus,” or ring of sunlight glowing around it. Hence the term  “annular” eclipse rather than a “total” eclipse.

I’m in complete awe.

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

Aug. 26 11:55 am

justice4mikebrown:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Darren Wilson supporters are the literal worst. 

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

wyattsalazar:

the “you live with your parents” insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures don’t see “leave the house forever” as some grandiose moment of liberation that’s so important to the development of a person that it has to happen as fast as possible. until i came…

tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

iamyourking:

michiferangst:

carry-on-my-wayward-bowlegs:

queen-annabeth-winchester:

another case of, should we tell him that he’s not actually his character?

nooo

Mark is the RDJ of Supernatural


Which Mark?

iamyourking:

michiferangst:

carry-on-my-wayward-bowlegs:

queen-annabeth-winchester:

another case of, should we tell him that he’s not actually his character?

nooo

Mark is the RDJ of Supernatural

Which Mark?